Today’s Sparkle Video is so “off the chain” that I almost.. almost can’t stand it. In an all-out assault on the senses, Midnight Star takes us through the galaxy to Planet Freak-A-Zoid where it’s King and Queen throw fabulous dance parties for their scantily clad subjects. I don’t know about you, but watching their half-naked sparkling bodies move through gobs of billowing smoke has an extremely hypnotic effect on me. By the time the Robot Master commands, “Take me to your dance floor”, one can’t help but obey, but I’m guessing that’s what they were going for.
Sure, today’s Sparkle Video is off to a choppy start, but that doesn’t take anything away from the fact that Stargard is “on fire” as they perform the funkiest track known to man. It’s a feast for the eyes as well, as their fierce dance moves are accentuated by flowing chiffon, gobs of feathers and yards of sparkling spandex. They’re girls after my own heart as they ask… no- demand to know, “What are you waiting for, Why don’t you get on the floor?” Truly something that I, Da General would say. That, and “I believe I feel some funk coming on”. And I do!
I could watch today’s Sparkle Videos over and over because I am completely smitten with the super dreamy Bobby Orlando. That’s right- there are two today because it’s rare to see footage of a full performance from Bobby” O”, which I can’t understand given his extreme hotness. Could it be that he was so busy producing music for everyone that he didn’t have time to make appearances? Or is there a secret archive somewhere that one day will be released that also includes my favorites, “I’m So Hot For You”, “How To Pick Up Girls” and “Androgyny”? One can only hope, but in the meantime, let’s enjoy this handsome devil right now singing “Whisper To A Scream” and “A Man Like Me”. Oh, and might I add that everyone knows the next best thing to sequins and spandex is a well dressed man in a suit and tie working it out on a stage filled with flashing lights, disco smoke and laser beams. Indeed, a man like this can make a woman out of me any day!
Today’s post is called Part ll because “Just An Illusion” has been the Sparkle Video before, but not this version! Imagination is quite popular here in Sparkle Town because aside from having a never ending supply of dazzling outfits, they’re truly a group who understands that image is everything and if you’re going to put on a show- then PUT ON A SHOW. This particular clip was chosen because it rivals the new “Dark Shadows” movie (also fabulous) for the coveted HorrorCamp Award, but I think this haunted house mystery/fashion show might be the winner. Instead of running for his life, the lead singer is full of swagger as he explores every nook and cranny of that old mansion that features ghosts, dancing skeletons, shimmering vampires and gobs of disco smoke. What really puts this video over the top for the award though, is when he takes full command of the stairs and turns it into an impromptu stage for his silky descent into the main room. There, he totally works the dance floor in front of a proper audience, sparkling madly all the while. Yes Soldiers, we have a winner!
I’ve been talking a lot about disco lately so today’s Sparkle Video is a tribute to the other form of music I love: Rock n’ Roll. This clip is important for many reasons, but to start, it’s the first one to be uploaded of NYC Nightlife Royalty, Jayne County‘s performance last night at Bowery Electric. It was the first night of the Max’s Kansas City Reunion shows and while there’s no way to capture the amazing energy or sound on videocam, I was there and I can tell you that Ms. Jayne sparkles like no other on stage! Yes, she’s still got it and rocks it out harder than anyone half her age, wait- make that 3/4 of her age- and always makes a fabulous entrance.
Even though I’ve seen her many times before, I’m especially glad that I went last night because Ms. Jayne also announced her retirement (“NOOO!” we all screamed!), which is another reason this clip was chosen for today. That’s right, she said she will never perform in NYC again so if you snoozed, you really lost this time! However, I’m sure more clips of this amazing evening will be available soon for you, and I highly recommend “Rock n’ RollResurrection”. That was truly a religious experience and gave me chills as I watched her “baptize” people amongst flashing lights and screams of worship. Yes Soldiers, last night Jayne County washed us all in the blood of Rock ‘n Roll and it was LEGENDARY.
Never has travel in outer space been as fascinating as in today’s Sparkle Video. DÖF creates a very unique take on aliens with “Codo”, and while my German is still pretty spotty, it seems to be about a planet with no love and no fun. Clearly somewhere no one would ever want to go except that they have fabulous outfits. Even Da General can put up with a little “no fun” if I am able to fly around in a shimmering blue cape ensemble or chiffon-esque princess gown– but then again, that would make it fun! Also, I must confess that the guy in the plastic bag who’s fashion is so dangerously suicidal makes me a little uneasy. Can it be that no one ever told him that his bag was not a toy, or is he literally bored to death and no longer cares about living? Either way Soldiers, make sure to avoid his situation by having maximum fun coated with maximum sparkle at all times.
Although I never met Donna Summer, she was a very important person in my life and the news of her passing yesterday covered me with extreme sadness. Her influence touched me in every way and formed my ideals as a child- I wanted to look like her, sing like her and dress like her. I was captivated by her extreme beauty, flawless skin, perfectly applied makeup and luxe curly hair (mine was was horribly pin straight and thus began my love affair with hot rollers). Her voice was strong and powerful, but also sexy and at times, angelic and her outfits- do I even need to mention her outfits? Yes Soldiers.. yes I do! Sparkling, shimmering and always at the height of disco fashion giving her the perfect stage presence to accompany her supreme talent. Indeed, I spent hours listening to her albums, dancing in my bedroom and longing for the day I would be old enough to be inside a real disco and look fabulous while I danced under the glorious flashing lights. Forward to today and here I am.
She was everything– a mentor, an idol and an icon and in her honor, I considered “going black” on Sparkle Video Day for the first time ever as a moment of silence. However, after much thought I realized that was not the right thing to do, especially as Da General of the Sparkle Army. It’s my duty to make sure that sparkling is our first priority, no matter what comes our way. This is our duty and together we will continue to bring light, love, sparkles and Sparkle Videos to the world and that, Soldiers, is exactly how we honor Donna Summer- forever The Queen.
Amazing how fast a week can pass and then KABLAM! It’s Sparkle Video Day again! In all honesty though, it couldn’t have come fast enough for me because I’ve been gagging to share today’s clip with you. I’m in love with everything that’s being showcased here from the hazy focus to the bright colored outfits (in a palette that’s all the rage right now) and especially the super sexiness of “Shy, Shy Sugarman” performed by Jack’s Project. A hot number that starts out with “Some get the glitter, some get the gold… “, is an all out attitude fest because these girls ooze with fabulous bitchiness, especially the one in the yellow. In fact, they’re that much sought after combination of being both the popular girls and also the very, very bad girls. I must also point out that special honors go to the lead singer for knowing how to work in maximum hand shots to show off her press-on nails… as any of us would do.
Today’s Sparkle Video is from one of our favorite TV shows, Musikladen, however this clip is from 1983 when they clearly had a lot more money to spend on production. Sure, it’s only a theory, but I think it’s supported by the inclusion of a slick, snazzy andsparkly show open and a full-on neon light-up stage (as compared to the old tinsel and foil backdrops sometimes used in the 70’s). However, the most obvious kick in the budget surely went to the slew of ladies dressed in “dancingschool fabulous” hired to shimmy and shake along to the performing guests who, right now, happens to be Trax. I think it’s totally appropriate that a man singing “Get ready ‘cuz here I come..” should make use of a dazzling sequin lightning bolt that leads straight down to a spectacularly large codpiece, in a “driving the statement home” kind of way. The drummer also knows his way around an outfit, as he made a fabulous choice in wearing his spaced-out best. I guess the other two guys didn’t get the sparkle memo, but it’s okay because the hotties dancing around them kind of steal the show anyway. Especially the girl in the super hero number who remembered to include the most important fashion accessory of all time- Space Cuffs (get some!).
Sparkle Videos just keep getting better and better so brace yourself for one of the most amazing things EVER. It’s dazzling perfection made with flashing lights, hypnotic music and one man in a very colorful outfit with showstoppingdance moves. In fact, I’m going “on the record” right now and asking if there’s anyone out there who can recreate this number step for step (outfit, hair and mustache required!) and if so, please contact me because you are booked for the next Sparkle Army party!
Today’s Sparkle Video is so “off the chain” that I almost.. almost can’t stand it. In an all-out assault on the senses, Midnight Star takes us through the galaxy to Planet Freak-A-Zoid where it’s King and Queen throw fabulous dance parties for their scantily clad subjects. I don’t know about you, but watching their half-naked sparkling bodies move through gobs of billowing smoke has an extremely hypnotic effect on me. By the time the Robot Master commands, “Take me to your dance floor”, one can’t help but obey, but I’m guessing that’s what they were going for.
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