It’s the very first Sparkle Video Day of 2012 and it’s starting out with a jewel encrusted bang! This is truly one of the best videos I’ve ever seen for many reasons, but mostly because it reminds me of a night at the disco recently where the crowd was standing on the dance floor. Not dancing, just standing and watching the DJ. Watching for what I don’t know, but while they were not dancing, me and R. Wayne were sparkling madly and throwing it down freak style all around them. Anyway… back to Starf*cker and their video where a bunch of bland hipsters are having the most boring toga party on earth. Enter the mysterious stranger in a bedazzled spandex outfit who comes in and proceeds to strip, fondle and lipstick tattoo each and every one of them and you know what? It worked! Who would’ve guessed that this was the recipe for unjamming giants sticks from peoples’ posteriors and for turning any party into righteous “Quality Time”? Now that I know this trick, I’ll be more than prepared- I’ll be armed and extremely dangerous.