Da General APPROVED!

Sparkle Booze: APPROVED!

It’s no secret that I love a sparkly cocktail, but one thing I love even more than a sparkly cocktail is a sparkly cocktail made with booze that comes from a sparkly bottle.  To be honest, I really have no idea what Hpnotiq is or why someone thought is was a good idea to spell the name in such a ridiculous manner, but who cares?  They also had the luxuriously great sense to get out the bedazzler and dress it up for the party and not only that, but this stuff actually managed mix up some awesome “triple D’s”, as in dazzlingly delicious drinks!  Hpnotiq: it’s blue, it sparkles and it’s APPROVED!

Da General APPROVED!

Disco Ball Shoes: APPROVED!

Can you imagine the power of wearing these shoes, reflecting disco-tastic light from your feet everywhere you go? Having people swarm you like a superstar, wanting only to be by your side because YOU ARE the PARTY?  That is some downright Superhero sh*t to me!  I came across this mystery photo on the internet and all I can say is that I will not rest until I find this pair of “Disco Ball” shoes and make them mine.. MINE… because they are fabulous and they are APPROVED!

Da General APPROVED!

Glitter Microphones: APPROVED!

I bought these Glitter Microphones in early October when they were displayed with the Halloween items but to me, they screamed “Fall Fashion Accessory!”.  Always one to trust my instincts, these glorious numbers have been making the scene with me everywhere.  I’ve found them appropriate for all occasions including, but not limited to: parties, happy hour, Skype dates and any time you feel like conducting cameraless interviews with total strangers.  Because of the “More is More” code of ethics we hold dear, I made sure to buy a few.  After all, you never know when you and your friends will break out in song and, although a beer bottle works just fine, how much more fabulous is it to whip out one of these? I can assure you- it’s pretty dam fabulous and after testing them for a whole month, Glitter Microphones are now declared a necessary part of any Sparkle Soldier’s wardrobe because they are APPROVED!

Warning: Carrying Glitter Microhphones as a fashion accessory may result in extra attention and bewildered looks from others which may eventually lead to extreme jealously and possible theft from those who didn’t think to buy their own.

Da General APPROVED!

Sparkle Skulls: APPROVED!

One of the best things about October is SKULL SHOPPING! With the abundance of holiday items made for Halloween, some cool stuff actually slips through and you can find yourself buying for all year round like these Sparkle Skulls– J’Adore!  What’s not to love about these colorful, glittering monsters who embody the secret that behind every fabulous Disco Queen is a slightly evil Punk Rock Girl?  I picked some up in various fun colors as well as silver and black at Lee’s Art Shop on 57th Street. You better get there soon because they are HOT and they are APPROVED!

Da General APPROVED!

So Good Jewelry: APPROVED!

I’ve been having a lot of Sparkle Shopping Sprees lately and I would be remiss if I didn’t include one of my all-time favorite places for satisfying that powerful SPARKLE ITCH!

So Good at 448 Broadway in NYC is like walking full speed into a dream- walls and tables are covered with twinkling necklaces, bracelets, rings and hair doo-dads.  It has something for everyone, and you’ll see people of all ages and walks of life “Oohing” and “Ahhing” over some fabulous piece they just found.  I never come away with less than 5 items (gotta stock up!) and last Sunday was no exception.  In addition to my SPARKLE HAUL, I bought a necklace that is BEYOND FABULOUS– and guess what? Not one sparkle on it! That’s right… sometimes Da General wears regular ol’ jewelry, but if you tell anyone- i’ll have to kill you.

So Good Jewelry: It’s better than “Good” and it’s APPROVED!

Da General APPROVED!

Sparkle Shoe Botique: APPROVED!

I realize that Botique is spelled incorrectly, however, it’s the only thing I remember about the store where I spotted SPARKLE SHOES GALORE! There is no way to encounter this kind of RHINESTONE ONLSAUGHT and come away with your faculties in order!  I’m still a bit dizzy from the experience and don’t even remember what street it’s on so you’ll have to find this place yourself- “Something” Botique on East 11th Street.. maybe East 10? Wherever it is- it’s APPROVED!

Da General APPROVED!

Empire Sparkle Heels: APPROVED!

The press release for these limited edition shoes came out in Spring and the official photos did not do them justice.  On Monday night, I strolled past the GEOX store where these shoes are smartly displayed and I immediately felt lightheaded- stars swooned around my head as a flurry of sparks lit up my eyes! “Sparkle Confusion” soon set in, as I wasn’t sure whether to focus on the fully SEQUINED UPPER SHOE or the RHINESTONE ENCRUSTED HEEL shaped in honor of NYC’s own Empire State Building. What a fabulous tribute and purely magical idea!

The only problem with these shoes- which do I choose?  Leopard, black and purple sequin- all are my favorites and all are APPROVED!

Da General APPROVED!, Fashion

Sparkle Tanks: APPROVED!

Every day we’re bombarded with more bad news by the media and quite frankly, I think these “Debbie Downers” should get out of the news industry altogether.  Didn’t they have friends growing up?  Why can’t they report on something we’re gagging to know about- like these FAB Sparkle Tanks at Express!  Now, Da General does not officially endorse brands, however, Express does get recognition for staying strong on Sparkle Wear for at least 3 years now.  Whenever I feel like I need a new bit of DAZZLE in my wardrobe, I pop in to have a look and there is always something to make my eyes gleam- whether it’s a t-shirt smothered in sequins or a rhinestone encrusted jacket.

With all the outdoor parties happening this summer- you NEED Sparkle Tanks because when the sun goes down and the lasers come out- you’ll want to be the Superstar.  Another reason- they are APPROVED!