“Mindwarp” is the only word I can use to describe the experience of going to my local Post Office, the most dysfunctional and unorganized in the land.  However, nothing can stop me from shipping dazzling care packages of glitter and sparkly lipgloss to those in need.  My secret weapon?  Patrick Cowley– his sextastic dance tracks always get me through my mission and my iPod is locked, loaded and ready for action!