Great Moments in Disco Fashion History: Wate-On

This 1978 ad shows a hot sexy couple decked out for a night of Italo in their SPACE SLUTTY BEST and it’s all thanks to Wate-On!  It seems before taking this wonder product they were just “too skinny to have fun” and “it was really a drag”!  It’s hard to think about in 2010, but being “too thin” must have been just horrible back in the party-down 70’s!  Why else would the the scientists at Wate-On have worked so tirelessly to banish this plague of body issues from future generations?  They certainly accomplished their goals with a SPARKLING BRAVO!

For real tho’-  when was the last time you were asked “Do I look too skinny in these pants?”.

Sparkle Tanks: APPROVED!

Every day we’re bombarded with more bad news by the media and quite frankly, I think these “Debbie Downers” should get out of the news industry altogether.  Didn’t they have friends growing up?  Why can’t they report on something we’re gagging to know about- like these FAB Sparkle Tanks at Express!  Now, Da General does not officially endorse brands, however, Express does get recognition for staying strong on Sparkle Wear for at least 3 years now.  Whenever I feel like I need a new bit of DAZZLE in my wardrobe, I pop in to have a look and there is always something to make my eyes gleam- whether it’s a t-shirt smothered in sequins or a rhinestone encrusted jacket.

With all the outdoor parties happening this summer- you NEED Sparkle Tanks because when the sun goes down and the lasers come out- you’ll want to be the Superstar.  Another reason- they are APPROVED!