Da General APPROVED!, Fashion

Mirrorman of L.A.: APPROVED!

photo credit: silver sky

 

According to his website, artist Gustav Troger aka Mirrorman, is a living sculpture and who’s mission is for “people to question reality by looking at him and seeing themselves instead”. His amazing suit is made from hundreds of mirror pieces that are attached in layers instead of glued flatly down on the fabric. This allows for greater flexibility in movement and a smashing “theme track” when he walks.  He’s also created a dazzling Mirrorcar with the same geometric-style cuts of glass, which must be quite a spectacular sight when he’s driving it!  I think what I love most about his suit is that it’s the closest any human has ever come to achieving “invisibility” and for that- he is APPROVED!

Now all he needs is some lasers!

 

 

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“Party Time” Sparkle Shirt: APPROVED!

I spotted this fabulous shirt on the way home today and aside from the fact that it’s in glorious multi-sparkle, what amazes me most about it is that I never thought to make something like this for myself.  After all, a sparkle shirt that says “Party Time” just screams Da General, am I right?  However, that’s not all it screams because if you listen closely, you’ll also hear “Buy me Soldier ‘cuz I’m fun, I sparkle and I’m APPROVED!”.

 

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Disco Ball Rings: APPROVED!

I’ve been doing a lot of sparkle shopping lately because as you know, another Join the Sparkle Army party is happening on November 10th, so I like to pick up some extra dazzle just in case.  As in, just in case I feel like wearing an over-sized cocktail ring made with a giant Disco Ball!  What a great way to let everyone around you know that you’re the life of the party all the time.  That you’re always up for extra late nights filled with endless dancing, equally endless cocktails, glittering outfits and fabulous jewelry that is APPROVED!

 

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Disco Palace: APPROVED!

This photo was found on the world wide web by NYC legend Mother Krunk, who knows full well that mirror-tiled anything must be immediately reported to Da General.  This is a fantasy I like to call the Disco Palace because it sparkles in such a blinding way, it’d be dangerous if it wasn’t so darn fabulous!  It’s got everything: a disco unicorn, a sequined princess, I want to live there forever and it’s APPROVED!

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Sequin Poems: APPROVED!

What’s better than wearing an outfit dripping in sequins?   Reciting a poem about sequins while wearing an outfit dripping in sequins!  While I’ve never been much for poetry or spoken word performances,  Tim Jones-Helvington has turned me into a fan because his prose exalts what every Sparkle Soldier knows-  that sequins are always the right choice.  His talent for turning this sentiment into a dazzling art form is not only extremely impressive, but also highly APPROVED!

 

 

 

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Multi-Sparkle Ear: APPROVED!

I saw this today and was so delighted that I had to take a photo.  This eye catching ear decorated in fabulous Multi-Sparkle belongs to Honey, manicurist to the stars, who is so rightfully proud of her dazzling good taste that she quickly turned around so that I could capture the other side.  She is a true believer in “More is More” and assured me that it never crossed her mind to go minimal with her colorful gemstones and Honey… that kind of style is always APPROVED!

 

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My Horoscope: APPROVED!

 

This is my horoscope for February from the L Magazine and it’s totally on point.  Being a Pisces has always been awesome, but now the stars are giving me and my fellow fish carte blanche to dance 24/7- anytime or anywhere we feel like it!  Not that we weren’t already engaging is this dazzling behavior, but now it’s an order from the mystics.  It seems they agree that you can only find fulfillment and gratification in your life after you’ve danced your ass off and that, Soldiers, will always be APPROVED!

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Multi-Sparkle Tights: APPROVED!

 

2012 is the year of the Multi-Sparkle!  My hard work has not gone unnoticed Soldiers, as dancing school fabulous has gloriously taken the world by storm.  Seen everywhere are all kinds of items that dazzle in delightful rainbow glimmers like these fabulous tights.  These super hot legs belong to NYC’s Veronica Vain who always makes a fashion statement where ever she goes and last weekend’s celebratory brunch was certainly no exception.  No matter who you are or where you live, I highly recommend adding a pair of these disco-tastic numbers to your wardrobe because they’re multi, they’re chic and they’re APPROVED!

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Deos Earphone Covers: APPROVED!

 

There’s only one thing that could make me love music more than I already do and it’s these delightful creatures. What better way to ignore those annoying “clipbboard” people on the street than to crank up my iPod and dazzle-on by with these blindingly bedazzled Deos Earphone Covers?  There are several colors to choose from as well different versions like “Accent Crystal”, which has sparkles that trim only the edge, and the ultra-fabulous “Full Crystal“. No matter which ones grace your lobes, you’ll be in true Sparkle Soldier style because they’re Swarovskis, they’re super hot and they are APPROVED!

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Leopard Sparkle Kicks: APPROVED!

I just adore these “kicks” from Lulu because they remind me so much of myself.  In fact, it’s almost like they were custom made for me, except that anyone can buy them.  Seriously though, if ever there was a shoe that screamed, “I like both kinds of music, rock n’ roll and disco!” these are them because they’re leopard, they sparkle and they’re APPROVED!